The Magnus Archives Transcripts Archive Archive A (Extremely Unofficial)

MAG000 - #0201608

Wilbur's Carrd

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ARCHIVIST

(sigh) Statement of Wilbur regarding his carrd.co. Original statement given August 16th 2020. Audio recording by Jonathan Sims, the Archivist.

Statement begins.

ARCHIVIST (STATEMENT)

Why hello, it seems you've stumbled across my carrd! I wonder what you're interested in knowing? My name has already appeared multiple times on this carrd.

If you're wishing to know what pronouns to refer to when speaking of me he/him/his or they/them/theirs work perfectly! As for my gender itself? I don't rightly know. I suppose I identify as non-aligned enby but gender in itself is... weird... to me.

Oh! I suppose my interests would also be something of value to you. If you couldn't already tell, I love the Magnus Archives a lot. Aside from that I enjoy Dungeons and Dragons and the podcast Just Roll With It. There are plenty of other things but if I started to list them I'd be here all day and I'm sure your Institute is very busy. Maybe I will return and update this statement one day.

If you're particularly interested in my orientation, ya weirdo, I am biromantic and currently figuring out my sexuality, it's a hassle. I believe I'm most likey greysexual but honestly I don't care that much for sexuality labels. I'm also single.

At the time of me giving this statement my age is 16. I wouldn't say I cared to much if adults or younger people follow my accounts but if you are an adult just... don't be a creep, keep my age in mind.

Before interacting with me please keep these things in mind. Firstly, do not make sexual jokes about me. Secondly, if you often post Ensemble Stars please put a trigger warning if you post ship art of Natsume and Tsumugi. Lastly, I am sure you're aware of the general 'Do Not Follow If' criteria. LGBTphobic, Racist, Sexist, Ableist, ETC. If you identify as an 'exclusionist' or have an exclusionist mindset, leave my account.

Well I believe that is all. Thank you to whoever is reading this, the 'Archivist', I suppose. Goodbye now.

ARCHIVIST

Statement ends.

Well, that was definitely one of the more... boring statements. There's nothing to say about this one and not much to follow up. But there is one thing that interests me. It's just that- hello Jon. apologies for the deception, but I rather wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself-

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